Thursday, March 23, 2006

Problem Problem Problem

Problem statement: Implementing effective ways of getting an older woman to go out with you.

Mission: Not to to turn her off totally, to the extent of a lost friendship.

Steps: I am stumped. Been on my mind for the past week.

Thoughts: Damn, how do I do this? I've forgotten how to play the field. Yeah, I'm a great buaya, everyone knows that, but how do I position myself? *thinking for too long* Where are the days of bravery beyond the limited capabalities of rapidly shrinking balls? Fuck it. Why not.