Ten things I learned about Bangkok (in no particular order of importance):
1. You never really notice this, but there are really a lot more women then men. You do not see that many couples too. Maybe all the men are in monastaries fantasizing about zen.
2. The best way to see Bangkok is with an escort clinging to one arm and beer on the other.
3. Thai women are beautiful, but very very many are flat chested. You do find yourself however, staring at the korean/japanese tourists :P
4. Patphong is overrated.
5. Siam Paragon is a masterpiece. Interior designers for KL shopping malls, eat your heart out. You'd orgasm if you're into interior design.
6. Bangkok = Sin City. There is no limit. Thai girls are adventurous. Really adventurous.
7. Get yourself a Thai traditional massage. Its quite good. Or you can go for something more advanced.
8. You can fit 5 guys in a tuk tuk. If you've been in one, you'd understand.
9. The next time I go, I wanna bring RM5000. And stay in a luxury hotel. And hire an escort for 4 days (and the corresponding nights of course). Wonder if there are any out there who can speak really good english. As in american standard english.
10. We are definitely making another trip. See number 9. muahahha.
1. You never really notice this, but there are really a lot more women then men. You do not see that many couples too. Maybe all the men are in monastaries fantasizing about zen.
2. The best way to see Bangkok is with an escort clinging to one arm and beer on the other.
3. Thai women are beautiful, but very very many are flat chested. You do find yourself however, staring at the korean/japanese tourists :P
4. Patphong is overrated.
5. Siam Paragon is a masterpiece. Interior designers for KL shopping malls, eat your heart out. You'd orgasm if you're into interior design.
6. Bangkok = Sin City. There is no limit. Thai girls are adventurous. Really adventurous.
7. Get yourself a Thai traditional massage. Its quite good. Or you can go for something more advanced.
8. You can fit 5 guys in a tuk tuk. If you've been in one, you'd understand.
9. The next time I go, I wanna bring RM5000. And stay in a luxury hotel. And hire an escort for 4 days (and the corresponding nights of course). Wonder if there are any out there who can speak really good english. As in american standard english.
10. We are definitely making another trip. See number 9. muahahha.
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